There used to be a thread about this, but can't remember what it was called. Anyway, this is my Xmas 2018 contribution. Dedicated to LL
The Fairytale of Phnom Penh
(male)
It was Christmas Eve, babe,
In the Sorya Mall,
An old barang said to me,
“Think I might end it all”
And then we sang a song,
But really not in tune,
I turned my face away,
and downed an Anchor smooth,
Caught on the lucky one,
Picked up on 51,
I got a feeling,
Happy hour won’t be reaching you,
So happy Christmas,
I love you baby,
I can’t see a better time,
On street one seven-two
(lady)
They got holes in the wall,
They got bars selling chips,
But my arse is still padded,
and so are my tits,
When you first barfined me out on a warm Christmas Eve,
You promised me Pontoon was waiting for me
(Lady)
You so handsooome
(male)
You pretty,
Queen of all PP city,
When the driver yelled “Tuk-tuk?”
Then so did some more,
Pitball was rapping,
Some tarts were all clapping,
I pissed round the corner,
and drank through the night
The bars around the riverside,
Were filled with sweet s’rey,
But the bells were ringing out
For overstay.
(Lady)
You’re a bum, you got lice,
(man)
You’re an old slut on ice,
Lying there almost dead on that drip in Calmette
(Lady)
You no good, you Barang,
I go back Kampong Cham,
Happy merry Christmah you ah,
Buddha hope it you’re last,
The bars around the riverside,
Were filled with sweet s’rey,
But the bells were ringing out
For overstay.
(man)
I used to be someone,
(lady)
Well so did everyone,
Gave foreign wife dream to me,
When I first found you,
(man)
I kept me with them ouen,
Mixed them with my own,
I messed up all alone,
I built my dreams around booze…
The bars around the riverside,
Were filled with sweet s’rey,
But the bells were ringing out
For overstay.
A Xmas Song Redone
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