Seeing how this is a Cambodian forum: how many of those stereotypical ladies to you see in Cambodia?bipolar bear wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:23 am
TBH, the world would be a better place if there was an pandemic selective virus of Rabies-level lethality that is only hosted, initially, by overweight, badly dressed, ugly, aggressive blue-haired women.
As it starts to run out of such hosts, it can then mutate appropriately to refine its targeting process as it lays waste to other beacons of feminazism, Antifa creatures and campus fascists.
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I was walking along the beach yesterday and I bumped into God (quite uncommon for me).
Me: Hey God, while you are here for International Womans Day, may I ask you a Q?
God: Sure sure my son, fire away.
Me: Well, you make women so beautiful, so luscious, so silky smooth and lovely to touch.
God: Yeah yeah, that's what I do.
Me: But why do you make them so stupid??
God: Well my son, If I hadn't done that they would never come within a country mile of you blokes.
Me: Hey God, while you are here for International Womans Day, may I ask you a Q?
God: Sure sure my son, fire away.
Me: Well, you make women so beautiful, so luscious, so silky smooth and lovely to touch.
God: Yeah yeah, that's what I do.
Me: But why do you make them so stupid??
God: Well my son, If I hadn't done that they would never come within a country mile of you blokes.
...then he smiled again, and slipped away, further on up the stream
Our family went to a pizza restaurant last night and mid meal some bespectacled little chap came up to the table with a bunch of roses . I waved him away thinking he was a flower spruiking rude litte viet cunt. He looked stunned and walked off. Then he came back and said " em...er.....em...its free ! womans day etc " and gave one to my wife and daughter one each. Very nice action of course. When the manager came around and asked us how the meal was I took the opportunity to ask him what the restaurant gives all the men on International men's day. He thought i was joking until i informed that yes ....SUCH A THING EXISTS but alas,........no one ever celebrates it.
I love women and respect them but come on......IWD is a bunch if fucking bullshit right up there with fucking Valentines Day and Halloween if u ask me
And there was the classic email that has been shared internally on the downlow by my Fortune 500 Company / top 10 to work for blah blah ......one of our male Site Managers working late and seeing an IWD poster mounted by the client in their lift decided to put up a coinciding IMD poster of his own next to it.
Result ; formal warning for sacking, groveling apology to client, forced attendance on "diversity training " etc. I mean ....clearly....WTF was he thinking but....secretly ......CLASSIC BRO
I love women and respect them but come on......IWD is a bunch if fucking bullshit right up there with fucking Valentines Day and Halloween if u ask me
And there was the classic email that has been shared internally on the downlow by my Fortune 500 Company / top 10 to work for blah blah ......one of our male Site Managers working late and seeing an IWD poster mounted by the client in their lift decided to put up a coinciding IMD poster of his own next to it.
Result ; formal warning for sacking, groveling apology to client, forced attendance on "diversity training " etc. I mean ....clearly....WTF was he thinking but....secretly ......CLASSIC BRO
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Ha, ha! It's quite common for me, but then again, I am quite common, too!Hairy-nosed Otter wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 7:26 amI was walking along the beach yesterday and I bumped into God (quite uncommon for me).
Me: Hey God, while you are here for International Womans Day, may I ask you a Q?
God: Sure sure my son, fire away.
Me: Well, you make women so beautiful, so luscious, so silky smooth and lovely to touch.
God: Yeah yeah, that's what I do.
Me: But why do you make them so stupid??
God: Well my son, If I hadn't done that they would never come within a country mile of you blokes.
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