I was chatting with the wife on Viber and she was lamenting the fact she had become a bit more chubby from the first time we met.
I told her not to worry because she has become more beautiful as she has aged.
She was Triggered by this comment and now I'm in trouble -
You should never tell a woman that she has aged well, even if it was meant as a complement.
Her rebuttal was rather funny-
She told me I look like a frog,
No Arse and just a fat stomach.
Unfortunately she is correct.
Not quite a complement from the wife.
Not quite a complement from the wife.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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Mine keeps telling me I should get Just for Men.
Have you ever seen the old boys in Thailand with the orange hair and "Teerak" on tow.
No focking way Pedro.
Have you ever seen the old boys in Thailand with the orange hair and "Teerak" on tow.
No focking way Pedro.
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
The man has been married 5 or so times and he still hasn't learnt the first few rules to maintaining a relationship.
"Goodness me! Now STD free..."
Virtually all Cambodian women gain weight right after marrying a Western man.
Most Cambodian women without western boyfriends and husbands have to choose between spending money on food or on other things. When food is available, they eat it.
When a Cambodian woman dates or marries a Western man, she no longer has food insecurity and now has unlimited access to food. She never unlearns her instinct to eat any food that's available, so she just starts eating all of the food that is now available to her.
Most Cambodian women without western boyfriends and husbands have to choose between spending money on food or on other things. When food is available, they eat it.
When a Cambodian woman dates or marries a Western man, she no longer has food insecurity and now has unlimited access to food. She never unlearns her instinct to eat any food that's available, so she just starts eating all of the food that is now available to her.
I've read some imbecile posts recently but this one puts them all to shame.lesser known wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 10:05 pmVirtually all Cambodian women gain weight right after marrying a Western man.
Most Cambodian women without western boyfriends and husbands have to choose between spending money on food or on other things. When food is available, they eat it.
When a Cambodian woman dates or marries a Western man, she no longer has food insecurity and now has unlimited access to food. She never unlearns her instinct to eat any food that's available, so she just starts eating all of the food that is now available to her.
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What's going on there? I thought you were married and lived together, now I'm thinking she is in Cambodia and you are in Australia?scoffer wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 5:04 pmI was chatting with the wife on Viber and she was lamenting the fact she had become a bit more chubby from the first time we met.
I told her not to worry because she has become more beautiful as she has aged.
She was Triggered by this comment and now I'm in trouble -
You should never tell a woman that she has aged well, even if it was meant as a complement.
Her rebuttal was rather funny-
She told me I look like a frog,
No Arse and just a fat stomach.
Unfortunately she is correct.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Or else she's in Australia and Scoffer ended up locked down God knows where after boarding the wrong planeLucky Lucan wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 1:33 amWhat's going on there? I thought you were married and lived together, now I'm thinking she is in Cambodia and you are in Australia?scoffer wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 5:04 pmI was chatting with the wife on Viber and she was lamenting the fact she had become a bit more chubby from the first time we met.
I told her not to worry because she has become more beautiful as she has aged.
She was Triggered by this comment and now I'm in trouble -
You should never tell a woman that she has aged well, even if it was meant as a complement.
Her rebuttal was rather funny-
She told me I look like a frog,
No Arse and just a fat stomach.
Unfortunately she is correct.
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Scoffer, your wife brings out the best in you and together you make a fine couple.
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Stereotyping much?lesser known wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 10:05 pmVirtually all Cambodian women gain weight right after marrying a Western man.
Most Cambodian women without western boyfriends and husbands have to choose between spending money on food or on other things. When food is available, they eat it.
When a Cambodian woman dates or marries a Western man, she no longer has food insecurity and now has unlimited access to food. She never unlearns her instinct to eat any food that's available, so she just starts eating all of the food that is now available to her.
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I’ve found that Khmer ladies, whilst still conscious about their appearance, are much less touchy about getting old or putting old than their western counterparts.
In my office there are many, close to the knuckle, jokes flying about about who is fat, has the biggest bum, has a big spot - comments which would never happen in UK.
In my office there are many, close to the knuckle, jokes flying about about who is fat, has the biggest bum, has a big spot - comments which would never happen in UK.
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