Bum gun too strong - solution?

[Jitters]

I just moved to a new flat and the bum gun could take the paint off the walls. Any clues on how to make it manageable?

[logos]

Sit tight

[YaTingPom]

You’re get used to it. (Or more correctly your sphincter will)

Or if you’re still a snowflake get your ladyboy to aim it whilst your a few feet away on all fours.

[springrain]

Locate the red water spigot (wheel that controls the speed of the water supply - usually painted red) - usually somewhere in the kitchen or in a cubby hole, and turn it down a shade.
Sorted!

[Steve Zodiac]

Lucky you, my water pressure is none existent.
Get a pressure reducing valve fitted to the inflow pipe (or an isolating valve will do, just partially close it).

[newnewnewbie]

That sounds terrible, and painful. Careful with that, you could hit your balls too, if they are hanging loose. I'd mention it to the landlord, and have them do something about it.

[Jep]

Just a Warning. It's important to check the butt gun works before doing the business.

[YaTingPom]

Just a Warning. It's important to check the butt gun works before doing the business.

Especially if you’re female or have hemorrhoids. Or both.

[batshitcrazyweirdo]

All you butthole surfers are quite rude and third nation action. Please use toilet paper. If you can't get Charmin, just use Scott.

[YaTingPom]

All you butthole surfers are quite rude and third nation action. Please use toilet paper. If you can't get Charmin, just use Scott.

Scott’s are always into that shit.

[Jep]

All you butthole surfers are quite rude and third nation action. Please use toilet paper. If you can't get Charmin, just use Scott.

Scott’s are always into that shit.

A Scoy with a bum gun and buying toilet paper is rearer than the Locnesss Monster.

[gavinmac]

There's often a little knob to turn where the hose goes into the wall near the toilet that adjusts the water flow.

Failing that, just don't squeeze the trigger all the way.

[Jep]

There's often a little knob to turn where the hose goes into the wall near the toilet that adjusts the water flow.

Failing that, just don't squeeze the trigger all the way.

[Lucky Lucan]

Spray some of that high pressure water into a scooper, then splash that on your butt, making sure to check that no butt juice is left with your finger. It's not ideal but if you take a bit of care it works okay.