Good point. High probability then.
Did a mate's mate's mate get sucked off by a gay monkey in PP?
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True dat.
It’s one of the reasons why provincial Khmer folk never get any work done.
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Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
I saw this before -- in Hangover II.
What if the unlucky chimp is a female?
pew, pew, pew, pew!
Thanks for the insight.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Lad passes out on holiday then pals find monkey violating him on bed – and there's a pic
A hapless lad found out the hard way why you should always close the windows before passing out in Cambodia.
For moments later, his friends arrived to find a monkey violating him in one of the most horrifying ways imaginable. The primate, most likely a long-tailed macaque, apparently sneaked into the room while he was sleeping before pulling down his trousers and performing a sex act on him. Worse still, there's even a picture to prove it.
The tale, sickening and bizarre in equal measure, has been told in a now-viral Twitter/X post featuring an audio note by a lad known only as Stenning, who is a friend of some of those involved.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird- ... s-31264486
A hapless lad found out the hard way why you should always close the windows before passing out in Cambodia.
For moments later, his friends arrived to find a monkey violating him in one of the most horrifying ways imaginable. The primate, most likely a long-tailed macaque, apparently sneaked into the room while he was sleeping before pulling down his trousers and performing a sex act on him. Worse still, there's even a picture to prove it.
The tale, sickening and bizarre in equal measure, has been told in a now-viral Twitter/X post featuring an audio note by a lad known only as Stenning, who is a friend of some of those involved.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird- ... s-31264486
Bringing the news. You stay classy, nas, Cambodia.
The rapey primate looks more like a chimp than a macaque
Even better than five hookers trying to bang down my door.
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The Lawgiver...disapproves.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
An enterprising entrepreneur might consider opening a bar which offers the pleasures of simian
fellatio as a specialty of the house. Is there a a particular breed of already-skilled monkey or do they need
several weeks of training?
Perhaps a Labrador or a bloodhound might be kept as part of the staff to offer a rough-tongue
service for female customers.
Any ideas as to an appropriate name for such a bar?
fellatio as a specialty of the house. Is there a a particular breed of already-skilled monkey or do they need
several weeks of training?
Perhaps a Labrador or a bloodhound might be kept as part of the staff to offer a rough-tongue
service for female customers.
Any ideas as to an appropriate name for such a bar?